Nice People Jokes

Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

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Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus

What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What were the French children doing in the pool?

Piscine.

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for French fries.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

Why are terrorists eco-friendly?

They're biodegradable.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer?

Drink, Pray, Truck

What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire?

Lawn chair.

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

Not enough cement

Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

What do you mean by being loud?

Quiet the opposite.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.