Because deep down they're really nice people.
Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means
Well it depends on what you mean by change.
Hit by a car.
Because they can only semi retire.
LMAO
One day she'd just had un uf.
Can I crash at your place
Because it was Elise
The Allahu Ak-Bar.
Infidel Castro
Karma chameleon
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
Law suits!
Barbers.
At night, because two feet are added to it.
Because they lactose.
