Nice People Jokes

Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

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Karma Chameleon Jokes More Karma Chameleon Jokes

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

Karma chameleon

How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

What do people in Florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Upvote Jokes More Upvote Jokes

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

What do you call making your booty clap for likes and upvotes?

Social netwerking

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why did a Chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

What Kind of Motorcycles do Lesbians ride?

Chowasaki. - Pat H.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.

What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.