Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

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Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

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What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro?

Infidel Castro

What do you call it when two terrorists are horsing around on the radio?

Talibanter

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What's the most dangerous bar to go to in the middle east?

The allahu ak-bar

Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar