What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

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What do Swedish people put in their coffee?

Artifical Swedeners

What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

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What is the most common french saying?

Nous abandonnons

What do the French call a bad Thursday?

A tra-jeudi.

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What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

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What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

Where do terrorists store their money?

In the West Bank

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A bull dog!

What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

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What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most?

French press

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)