What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

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Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

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What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

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Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

Which country do doctors hate?

Any

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Where did the terrorist go after the explosion?

Everywhere..

How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

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What kind of work does a weak cat do?

Light mouse work.

What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A light house.

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)