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What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Where do birds meet for coffee?

In a nest-cafe!

What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

French Jokes More French Jokes

How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

What do French people call a really bad Thursday?

A trajeudi.

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Why does everyone hate peppers?

They always get jalapeno business!

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What did the terrorist say when he woke up?

It was Allah dream.

What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common?

Mossack Fonseca.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

French Press Jokes More French Press Jokes

What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!