What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

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What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

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Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

What were the French children doing in the pool?

Piscine.

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Why do redditors hate Ellen Pao as CEO?

It was the Wong choice

What day do soldiers hate the most?

March Fourth

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How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't Czech his papers.

Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS

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What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

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What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most?

French press

Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!