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What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

Starbucks

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why do the French get high so fast?

Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in French and quatre=4 and vingt= 20.

What are French journalists good at catching?

Bullets.

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Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.

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What did the terrorist say when he woke up?

It was Allah dream.

When do terrorists go to bed?

9:11 PM

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What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!

French Press Jokes More French Press Jokes

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!