Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

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Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

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What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.

Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

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What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

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How many tunes should the bard play?

Fortunes.

Where do fortune tellers keep the fortunes?

Crystal balls.

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What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

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Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!