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Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

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Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

Why do Hutus hate Dustin Hoffman?

He impersonated a Tootsie.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was a"salted"

Why did the woman's visit to Wall Street land her in the hospital?

Because the stock broker!

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

About a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

Fortune Jokes More Fortune Jokes

What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.

Lego Man Jokes More Lego Man Jokes

What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!

Plastic Surgery Jokes More Plastic Surgery Jokes

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic