Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

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Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why did peasants hate knights' outfits?

Because everyone hates chain mail.

What popular board game do dyslexics hate?

Scramble

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse at a hospital?

She's the one with the dirty knees.

What part of the hospital does John Cena hate the most?

The ICU

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

Fortune Jokes More Fortune Jokes

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

What is a dolphin's favorite TV show?

Whale of fortune!

Lego Man Jokes More Lego Man Jokes

What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

Plastic Surgery Jokes More Plastic Surgery Jokes

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.