Lego Man Jokes

Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!

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Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

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What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

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How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop?

He was making a racket.

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What drug did the mathematician do?

Math Salts.

Why did the Scotsman sell drugs?

He had to get plaid.

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What do you call it when you make fun of someone's gambling addiction?

Slot shaming.

What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.