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Lego Man Jokes

Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!

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Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

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What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

Why did the Scotsman sell drugs?

He had to get plaid.

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What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

How do you make a cookie dance?

Throw a little dough at it!

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Why is camping so much fun?

It's intense!

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Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!