Lego Man Jokes

Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!

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Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

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Who takes the most drugs?

The police.

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.

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What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for?

Organized crime.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

Why is camping so fun?

It's in tents!

What does every funeral begin with?

Fun!