Lego Man Jokes

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Lego Jokes More Lego Jokes

How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.

How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA