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Lego Man Jokes

Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!

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Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

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Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

Why did the Scotsman sell drugs?

He had to get plaid.

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda?

Fantastic

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

Lego Jokes More Lego Jokes

How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Where do bots go for fun?

Reddit.