Lego Man Jokes

Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!

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What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

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What do you call a black man selling drugs?

A pharmacist, you racist.

Who takes the most drugs?

The police.

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

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What does an egg do for fun?

Kari - YOKE - ee *Ha Ha Ha*

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

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What do a gang member and a redneck have in common?

They both know how to throw a good hoe down.

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

Throw a load of dirty laundry in.