They don't like getting sand in their crack.
High Five
Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!
Their stuff is always cut.
I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs.
God speed.
Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.
Tranquilized.
His K'Nex!
A mariguana.
It's morphine time!
All at once.
Wars end.
Amfetamines
They start tipping balls.
What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.
You're high-on-pot...enuse.
Heroine overdose
To get to the other side.
Crack-a-lacking
Quack cocaine
If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.
Methamphibians.
I SEE IT!** ooooohh **I NEED IT!**(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo#t=1m24s)
What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night
Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...
The police.
Doprah
We still have drugs!
Polaroids
I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!
A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.
We get drugs pretty easily!
All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.
They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't!
A quack head!
Rogaine is a hell of a drug.
Quack.
The snort quack.
High definition.
Quack
A. Steak Bowls - B. Delicious Tacos - C. Chips - D. Burritos - E. Coli
I can see you
Because of the sand, which is everywhere.
Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".
The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.
They use a Milwaukee-Talkie
They use Bootox.
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
Hope you fell better tomorrow.
It was two-tired.
If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.
The scientists were brainstorming.
