They don't like getting sand in their crack.
High Five
Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!
Their stuff is always cut.
I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs.
God speed.
Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.
Cow-caine
Tranquilized.
His K'Nex!
It's a beta blocker
A mariguana.
Highlarious
It's morphine time!
All at once.
Wars end.
Amfetamines
They start tipping balls.
What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.
You're high-on-pot...enuse.
Heroine overdose
Anti-oppressants.
To get to the other side.
Inxs
Crack-a-lacking
One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.
Methed up
Quack cocaine
If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.
Methamphibians.
They just keep getting hooked.
I SEE IT!** ooooohh **I NEED IT!**(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo#t=1m24s)
What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night
Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...
Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '
The police.
Doprah
We still have drugs!
Polaroids
I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!
A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.
We get drugs pretty easily!
Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"
All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.
They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't!
A quack head!
He had to get plaid.
Rogaine is a hell of a drug.
Quack.
The snort quack.
Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."
High definition.
I'll take a shot
He tested positive for Coke.
Two for me and one for you.
Because Demons are a Ghouls best friend.
It depends on how much crack he can produce.
Reddit! Courtesy of my 32 year old boyfriend. He cracks himself up.
He was a snow call, snow show.
Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one
Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."
Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.
Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.
A widow
URINE TROUBLE!
They both have PAWS
