What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What does an alcoholic ghost drink?

BOO'S.

Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs?

The toothfairy.

What do you call an elephant on drugs?

Tranquilized.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.

Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What does a mentally disabled lizard said to be diagnosed with?

A Reptile Dysfunction *ba dum tss* I'll be here all night folks