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What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Where do you get a drink on Excel?

Formula bar

What do maimed people drink at 5PM?

An amputea

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What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

What do you call Oprah on drugs?

Doprah

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

What's another word for a face tattoo?

An everlasting jobstopper.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

Why is Christopher Walken so tired?

Because at night, he's always sleepwalken