What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

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Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

What do valley girls drink?

Soo-Duhh!

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What drug problem?

We get drugs pretty easily!

What do you call a number on drugs?

High Five

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What did Will Smith's toe say to his face?

I am leg end.

What products do you use for grooming?

She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

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What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

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What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

She went to sea a movie.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.