What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

It was all-oink-lusive.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

Who takes the most drugs?

The police.

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do Jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.