What do Jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face?

Chicken Caesar salad.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What was Jesus's least favorite bone?

The blasfemur

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Expression Jokes More Expression Jokes

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

What do Jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.