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What do Jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?

Because AIDS gets the girl

What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What is black Jesus' favorite fruit?

Wine-er-melon

How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

Expression Jokes More Expression Jokes

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

What do Jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.