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What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

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What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

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What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

What is Jesus' favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

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What is a carpenters dream girl?

Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

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What does a perverted cow do at night?

Beef Jerkey

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.