What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

Why was the strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did the Mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

What fish only swims at night?

A starfish!