They both got nailed all night.
Cause his mom was in a jam.
Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.
He gets out the Bible Belt!
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
FawnDoo! Nailed it.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Beef Jerkey
No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.