What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why is everything lying on the floor?

My mom asked Gravity, I replied.

Who pushed the neonate out an endometrium?

Your mom.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night?

Bronto-snore-us!

How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.