Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

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How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

Which NBA team likes McDonald's the most?

Denver Nuggets

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Why did the brownie get kicked off the baseball team?

Because she was a girl.

Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans"

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What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

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What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

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How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

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What did Captain Kirk do when his girlfriend told him she had a defecation fetish?

William Shat-on-her

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet?

To boldly go where no man has been before!