What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.

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What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

What does an agnostic... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

Night Stand Jokes More Night Stand Jokes

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Plan B Jokes More Plan B Jokes

What does Laquisha have for breakfast?

Plan B

What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.