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What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.

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What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

Where do Crows hang out on Friday night?

The crow bar.

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What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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What does Laquisha have for breakfast?

Plan B

What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.