What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.

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What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

What does a perverted cow do at night?

Beef Jerkey

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What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.

What does Laquisha have for breakfast?

Plan B