Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

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How do you contact dead window cleaners?

Use a squeegee board.

What language do bill boards use?

Sign language.

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What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

What do you call an Australian singer who was born in Australia?

Aussie Aus-born.

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What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke?

RIP post

How do police informants begin their jokes?

Nark Nark

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Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

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What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

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Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.