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Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

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Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

WhatsApp and SMS?

Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves.

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Why can't bears get jobs in Australia?

They don't have the right koalfications!

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

What do you call jokes about eyes?

Vitreous humour.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What is it called when two celebrities are fighting?

Star Wars.

Why do trash pandas always get into a fight?

They trash talk.

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!

Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke

Womb Jokes More Womb Jokes

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

What do you say when you see two fetuses making out?

Oh get a womb

Fighter Jokes More Fighter Jokes

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)