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Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

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Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

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Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

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What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

What's the difference between Batman's parents and jokes about Batman's parents?

Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

What's that?

A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH!!"

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Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

Womb Jokes More Womb Jokes

What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two.

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

Fighter Jokes More Fighter Jokes

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.