In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)
Their P is silent.
He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.
From their mother's computerus.
Camembert
Because the stalks are all ears.
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF
Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting
Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out
End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
Oh get a womb
Fruit of the Womb
Good jab.
