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Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

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Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

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Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

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What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard

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What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

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What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!

How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

Womb Jokes More Womb Jokes

What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two.

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

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Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)