What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

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They know how to work under the hood!

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They'll get chapped lips!

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See you next "fall".

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With a can't c-section.

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!