What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

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What present can you give to the woman who has everything?

Antibiotics.

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

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Why do fish always have c-sections?

Because they can't have land sections

What do you call a baby born feet first?

A c-section.