What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

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Wedding rings

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What did the doctor say to the strange beer that walked into his clinic?

What ails you?

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Any

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Get a womb, you two.

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Oh get a womb

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Why do fish always have c-sections?

Because they can't have land sections

What do you call a baby born feet first?

A c-section.