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What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call going Doctor to Doctor... What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called?

A Game of Crohn's.

How bad are they?

Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.

Womb Jokes More Womb Jokes

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

C Section Jokes More C Section Jokes

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

Why do fish always have c-sections?

Because they can't have land sections