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C Section Jokes

Why do fish always have c-sections?

Because they can't have land sections

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How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

What do you call a baby born feet first?

A c-section.

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!