Why do fish always have c-sections?

Because they can't have land sections

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

C Section Jokes More C Section Jokes

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.