Why do fish always have c-sections?

Because they can't have land sections

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef?

Atoll.

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

C Section Jokes More C Section Jokes

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.