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Why do fish always have c-sections?

Because they can't have land sections

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

What can I get ya?

And in a very raspy voice the fish says, "WATER"

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What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.