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Why do fish always have c-sections?

Because they can't have land sections

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Where do fishes keep their money?

In river banks

What's the Russian royalty's favorite type of fish?

Czar-dines!

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How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.