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Why do fish always have c-sections?

Because they can't have land sections

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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

Why did the blonde tie magnets to her fishing pole?

She was fishing for Steelhead Trout

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What do you call a baby born feet first?

A c-section.

How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.