Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.
BOOOOOZE
Me: You really aren't my kid are you
Fish are cool
Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.
With lots of hops!
Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.
Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.