Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

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What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

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What do you call a fish without eyes?

A FSSSSSHHHH

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

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What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

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Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.