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Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What do you call someone who drinks too much water?

An aquaholic...

Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

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Why didn't Noah go fishing?

He only had two worms!

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

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What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

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All of them

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store