Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.
No-straw-damus! (please be gentle on me as you berate me.)
Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.
A Sturgeon!
Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this
One with a lot of hops.
Watered Down
Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.