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Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are fish always on drugs?

They just keep getting hooked.

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.