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Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

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Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

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Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

What's the Russian royalty's favorite type of fish?

Czar-dines!

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What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

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Watered Down

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Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.