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How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why your fingers have spaces in between?

Nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

Max Jokes More Max Jokes

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

What do you call a man wearing two rain jackets?

Max

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!