How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

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What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

How can you tell a dog is a cool dog?

It swags its tail.

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Why did the blonde call an exterminator?

Her computer had a bug...

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

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What is a proctologist's drink of choice?

Two fingers of whiskey.

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

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What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

Why is Max always late?

Hey guys be here at 8:15 pm, max 8:30"

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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.