How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you call the doctor for dogs?

Dogtor

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first!

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

Max Jokes More Max Jokes

What do you call a man wearing two rain jackets?

Max

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!