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What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!

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What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

Witness Jokes More Witness Jokes

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

Max Jokes More Max Jokes

What does Max have now?

Diabetes.

What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

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What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!

What's a Warboy's from Mad Max's favourite web browser?

Chrome