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What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!

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Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

Witness Jokes More Witness Jokes

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

Max Jokes More Max Jokes

Why is Max always late?

Hey guys be here at 8:15 pm, max 8:30"

What does Max have now?

Diabetes.

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What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!

What's a Warboy's from Mad Max's favourite web browser?

Chrome