What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!

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What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :((Me: Rules are rules.

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

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Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Wittness?

They don't like any witnesses.

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What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

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How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!

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What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!

What's a Warboy's from Mad Max's favourite web browser?

Chrome