What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!

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Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

Witness Jokes More Witness Jokes

How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!

What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

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What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!

What's a Warboy's from Mad Max's favourite web browser?

Chrome