What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!

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Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Why are you Late Today?

Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we

Witness Jokes More Witness Jokes

What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!

Max Jokes More Max Jokes

What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

Why is Max always late?

Hey guys be here at 8:15 pm, max 8:30"

Mad Max Jokes More Mad Max Jokes

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!

What's a Warboy's from Mad Max's favourite web browser?

Chrome