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What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom!

What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

A Shar-Pei

Witness Jokes More Witness Jokes

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

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What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

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What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!

What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

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What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!

What's a Warboy's from Mad Max's favourite web browser?

Chrome