What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!

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Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

Why do you when you sign to a Dating site?

More bang for your buck!!!! (Wow, that was bad)

Witness Jokes More Witness Jokes

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

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What do you call a man wearing two rain jackets?

Max

What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

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What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!

What's a Warboy's from Mad Max's favourite web browser?

Chrome