What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!

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What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

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Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!

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How did he get off?

It wouldn't stand up in court

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

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What do you call a man wearing two rain jackets?

Max

Why is Max always late?

Hey guys be here at 8:15 pm, max 8:30"

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What's a Warboy's from Mad Max's favourite web browser?

Chrome

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

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