What caveman say when he get hurt?

Meow.

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What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

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Who hurt you?

Unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.

What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

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What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won!

Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.