Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What does the Jolly Green Giant have on his feet?

Pota-TOES!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the difference between an Alto and a Tenor?

The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back.

Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

How would you describe a transistor to a caveman?

Ooga booga baby!

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

What do you get when water washes away dirt?

A road

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

What do you do with a no-legged greyhound?

Take it drag racing