Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

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Ankle Jokes More Ankle Jokes

What's below the Pyrenees?

A pair of ankles

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do Women get So Big when they're Pregnant?

To give their kids a wide birth.

Why do Russians have so many bear fighting stories?

Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

What do you call a caveman that goes walkabout?

A Meanderthal.

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.

Why do Catholics drink?

Because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

Muck Jokes More Muck Jokes

What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.