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Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

What did the Florida boy have on his feet?

Crocs

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

How would you describe a transistor to a caveman?

Ooga booga baby!

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman?

RAWR!

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?

Fill me in when you get back

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

What do you get when water washes away dirt?

A road

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

What can you do with a dog that has no legs?

Take him on a drag! What do you call said dog Doesn't matter... he's not coming anyway.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.