Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman?

RAWR!

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister?

They are both in bread.

What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

What do you get when water washes away dirt?

A road

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

Sparky.

What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.