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Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

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Ankle Jokes More Ankle Jokes

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

Her ankles.

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it?

An empty toilet paper roll.

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

What caveman say when he get hurt?

Meow.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

What can you do with a dog that has no legs?

Take him on a drag! What do you call said dog Doesn't matter... he's not coming anyway.

What 6 things would you want on a deserted island?

Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that

Muck Jokes More Muck Jokes

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.