Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

What does the Jolly Green Giant have on his feet?

Pota-TOES!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What wears a black white and tan coat but has no hair?

A bald beagle!

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

How did the cavemen in the far east protect themselves?

They Rocked their doors.

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

Sparky.