Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the difference between an Alto and a Tenor?

The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back.

How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

What do you call a caveman that goes walkabout?

A Meanderthal.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

What do you call a space pub filled with white chicks?

The Mos Eisley can't even.

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

What do you get when water washes away dirt?

A road

Drag Jokes More Drag Jokes

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

What do you do with a no-legged greyhound?

Take it drag racing