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What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!

What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

Bing sings and Walt Disney.

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What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

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How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

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Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot!

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

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What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.

How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

Because he chose from the kids menu

Cubans Jokes More Cubans Jokes

What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

Why don't the Cubans have Olympic swimmers?

Because they make it here.