What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

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What's the difference between a horse?

The orange has handlebars

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

About 40 years.

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Why you ask?

If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot

When do elephants have eight feet?

When there are two of them.

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Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

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If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

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Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

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What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

Why don't the Cubans have Olympic swimmers?

Because they make it here.