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What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall?

A good jumpurr!

What's the riddle?

What has a foot but no legs?

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

Cubans Jokes More Cubans Jokes

Why don't the Cubans have Olympic swimmers?

Because they make it here.

What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.