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What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

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What's the difference between humor and odor?

Humor is a shift of wit...

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

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How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

Why do frogs have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

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Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

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What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

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How much for 2 children?

She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "

How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

Because he chose from the kids menu

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What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

Why don't the Cubans have Olympic swimmers?

Because they make it here.