What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why are spiders good swimmers?

They have webbed feet!

What's six feet tall, silver and stands at the end of kids beds?

Gary Glitters boots.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How about Epidural Anesthesia?

I was like, 'Thanks, but I already picked a name.

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

How do you choose a stupid policeman from a group of policemen?

At random.

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

Cubans Jokes More Cubans Jokes

Why don't the Cubans have Olympic swimmers?

Because they make it here.

What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.