Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

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What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

Who might you be?

I AM THORRRR!!!" His horse perks up and says "Well, then wear a thaddle thilly."

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How do you say bra in German?

Dashud sthapem from flappen

What is it called if someone wears your bra?

Cobra!!!

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion

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Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

What do you fire from underwater guns?

Seashells

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Why does the little mermaid where sea shells?

Cause the B-shells were too small.

Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

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Why do mermaids wear seashell bras?

Because "B" shells are to small and "D" shells are too big.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!