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Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Native Americans wear jock straps?

TOTEM POLE

What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

Sneaker Jokes More Sneaker Jokes

What type of shoes does a ninja wear?

Sneakers.

What sort of shoes to ninjas wear?

Sneakers.

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

How many mice does it takes to screw, in a lightbulb?

Two, as always.

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.