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Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants?

Irrelephant

How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

Sneaker Jokes More Sneaker Jokes

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers(iknow its old but its nice)

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!