Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!

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How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

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Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice caps!

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Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!

Why were the sneakers so sad?

Because they had ten issues.

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How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!

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What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

What mouse was a Roman emperor?

Julius Cheeser!