Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!

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Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

Motorcycles don't have trunks

Who lost a herd of elephants?

Big bo peep!

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What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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What type of shoes does a ninja wear?

Sneakers.

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!

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What do you call a lycanthrope you've snuck up on?

An unaware wolf.

How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

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Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!