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Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

Sneaker Jokes More Sneaker Jokes

What kind of shoes does a thief wear?

Sneakers

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

With a mouse warming party!

What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield!