Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you fit five elephants into a car?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why should you never go out drinking if you wear a monocle?

Because then you'd be a barnacle.

Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks

Sneaker Jokes More Sneaker Jokes

What type of shoes does a ninja wear?

Sneakers.

What kind of shoes does Solid Snake wear?

Sneakers. Huehuehue.

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!

Who is king of all the mice?

Mouse Tse Tung!