Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.

Sneaker Jokes More Sneaker Jokes

What kind of shoes does a thief wear?

Sneakers

What are a ninjas favourite type of shoes?

Sneakers!!

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

What does a cat call a bowl of mice?

A purrfect meal!