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Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

Catsup!

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice

What is the difference between ice and dry ice?

Dry ice lacks of water.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on the mouse.

What do mice do when they're at home?

Mousework!

Letter M. Jokes More Letter M. Jokes

What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity?

The letter M

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

The letter "m."