Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!

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What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

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A Warehouse.

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Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

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Pounce...

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Five after one.

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Hielo.

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He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

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Why do mice have small balls?

Not many of them know how to dance.

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Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!

What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity?

The letter M