Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

It's meow-sic to their ears!

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

What does Batman take with his drinks?

Just ice

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

What kind of musical instrument do mice play?

A mouse organ!

Letter M. Jokes More Letter M. Jokes

What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity?

The letter M

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

The letter "m."