What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

The letter "m."

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They turn out the lights.

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He stopped making cents.

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Boiler egg for four minutes!

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A decade Ba dum tish.

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He gets Tenyear.

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Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!

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The letter M