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What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

The letter "m."

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What happens if you sing country music backwards?

You get your job and your wife back.

What happened to drugs, kids?

We still have drugs!

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What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

What did the pool cleaner say to the impatient swimmer?

Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute.

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What's your cell plan?

ME: Bodily decay over decades until inevitable mortal collapse. You HER: ... ME: ... HER: ... V-Verizon.

What do you call 5 doctors and nurses on a ship?

A decade Ba dum tish.

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

Letter M. Jokes More Letter M. Jokes

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

The letter "m."

What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity?

The letter M