What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity?

The letter M

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What happened when Honey Boo Boo's mom lost 120 pounds?

An amber alert was issued

What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

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What's the definition of eternity?

Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.

What do you call an eternity?

4 blondes in 4 cars at a 4 way stop

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What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

The letter "m."

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!