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Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

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Tend Jokes More Tend Jokes

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital!

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas