Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

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Tend Jokes More Tend Jokes

Why do humans mainly use the decimal number system?

It's just what we tend to do

What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

Why did the cat go to the hospital?

To have a CAT scan done.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

Why are condoms like cameras?

They both capture the moment.