Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

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How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital!

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

Why are condoms like cameras?

They both capture the moment.

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)