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Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

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Tend Jokes More Tend Jokes

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What do you call a Spanish man who has just got out of hospital?

Manuel...

Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

The letter "m."