Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

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Tend Jokes More Tend Jokes

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

Why did the French geologist have to go to the hospital?

He had Gaul stones.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What does a sheep in denial say?

Nahhhh

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)