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What does a sheep in denial say?

Nahhhh

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?

A sheep that can round itself up!

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

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Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.