What does a sheep in denial say?

Nahhhh

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

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Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.