Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink.

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call it when three French cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends?

They've got a "toot in common."

Denial Jokes More Denial Jokes

Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.

What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.