Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a Robert on a stick?

A keBob!

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks.

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why shouldn't you take the Fourier transform of a square pulse while on a boat?

Because you don't wanna sinc!

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends?

They've got a "toot in common."

What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

Denial Jokes More Denial Jokes

Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.