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Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

What do you call a group of rappers in a washing up bowl?

In Sink!

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

How long is a China-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a China man.

What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

Skip

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy?

Because, she was on her pyramid!

What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.

Denial Jokes More Denial Jokes

What does a sheep in denial say?

Nahhhh

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.