Because he was stuck in denial.
Because she prefers to drive stick!
A hedgehog.
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
A sink.
We just report the facts we don't change them.
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
Naval oranges. I'msosorry.
Your boat, gently down the stream...
His daddy was a mummy
Because it had too many threads.
In denial.
There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.