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Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do you identify a baboon?

Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

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How long is a China-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a China man.

What's the worst part of being bipolar?

The fact you love it.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call the first migrant off the boat?

Amhere What do you call the second migrant off the boat Amhere Azwel What do you call the third migrant off the boat Amhere Azwell Azhim

What's the Cuban national anthem?

Row, Row, Row Your Boat...

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends?

They've got a "toot in common."

Denial Jokes More Denial Jokes

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.