Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick.

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What do you call a sink that doesn't work?

A faux-cet.

What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division?

A Pedro leak.

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.

What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

What do you call an Egyptian surprise attack?

A Tut offensive.

What do you call an Egyptian bone-setter?

Cairo-practor.

Denial Jokes More Denial Jokes

Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.

Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.