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Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A PearlJam

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

What's up?

Not Egyptian Air

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

Denial Jokes More Denial Jokes

Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.

What should I say?

Someone just said I'm in denial But I'm not