What do you say when a woman falls off a boat?

Full speed ahead!

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

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Why is there no "Lets settle this like women"?

Because it lasts forever.

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

What do you call someone who likes speed?

Racist.

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What do you call the first migrant off the boat?

Amhere What do you call the second migrant off the boat Amhere Azwel What do you call the third migrant off the boat Amhere Azwell Azhim

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.