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What do you say when a woman falls off a boat?

Full speed ahead!

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

What do you call a minion that falls on a grill?

Filet mignon

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare

Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What's the Cuban national anthem?

Row, Row, Row Your Boat...

How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.