Full speed ahead!
The Bannisters
Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there) Well, it ain't Mary.
Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove
Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a Pikachu'".
He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."
Because he was stuck in denial.
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
