What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.

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What do you call a transformer in a canoe?

A row bot

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call a mollusk on a boat?

A snailor

How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

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Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.

Paddle Jokes More Paddle Jokes

What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

White water rafting.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.