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Paddle Jokes

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

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What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.

What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

White water rafting.