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What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

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What's the difference between a cow who makes regular milk and a cow who makes chocolate milk?

A mootation

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

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What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge

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What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

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What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.