What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

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What the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

The pencil has a point

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

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Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

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What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

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What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

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What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.