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What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

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What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?

Frosted Flakes.

What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool?

A baby with popped floaties.

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Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

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What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

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What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

White water rafting.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.