What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

What is the difference between a pub and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and one is a Barooooooooooooom!

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Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

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What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

What starts with r and ends with d?

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What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

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What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

White water rafting.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.