What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a 4chan user and a Cuck?

A cuck has a girlfriend.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool

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Why do Polish names end in "ski"?

Because they can't spell tobbagan.

Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

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What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

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What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.