Because 789
THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?
Because 7 ate 9.
IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.
Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...
C.f. #789