High Five
It's too square.
I'd say it's fifty fifty
A huge mess.
Because 7 8 10.
It's not, numbers don't have emotions.
YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!
The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement
You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.
February... because it has the least number of days
The of the Beast.
Because Demeter stopped working.
Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)
The odds are against them.
Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!
82
Intersect it with a plane.
Nice belt.
2 Source: My discrete professor
Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.
Because they're all about number one
Because 7 8 9.
Because 7 8 9!
To crunch numbers.
Because 789
They literally can't even.
Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was
It's days were numbered!
9-1-2001
Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!
The umpire called it: nine won one.
GerMany
96
420
Math hue.
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
Because it was a Number 2.
Eh, it's some number you've probably never heard of.
No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.
GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!
Because
A roamin' numeral.
Because she didn't know which one came first!
Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!
They're not infallible
A pin.
Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you
104
You're an odd fellow
Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.
Its just that...your numbers not in it.
It got stuck in 9/11
A stable economy...
Because he felt his days were numbered.
Because 7 ate 9.
Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "
For 2 weeks.
Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough.
Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.
It's days were numbered.
I like your belt
E
I can't even
I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.
I can't even...
Because his number couldn't fit in their phones
Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"
You convert it to Islam.
Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.
Because seven ate nine.
If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.
The number of the car that hit him.
The number of the car that hit you.
Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!
Crimea river
13. Number 9 will shock you!
M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.
IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.
Because it's undefined.
His days were numbered.
I'm lichen what I see
Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.
187
13\. Number 9 will shock you!
Because he is 2 square.
Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!
6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no
Mercedes Benz...
It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......
X-post from /r/tax) A present liability!
Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.
A pedi-file
ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.
Fowl ball.
Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things
The bear maximum
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
Formula 1 drooling!
Arrrh, it's driving me nuts
REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!
