Who wants to hear an awesome knock knock joke?

Okay, you start.

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How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!

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What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

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Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct