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Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

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How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

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Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll