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What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson.

Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

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Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

What do you call a starting indie dev?

No Game No Life

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Why do Retirees smile all the time?

Because they can't hear a word you're saying!

Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi