Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

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Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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Where do men with erectile dysfunction go to find a job?

Ubisoft

How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

He was always drinking on the job

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Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

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Why did the baker have smelly fingers?

Because he kneaded a poo.

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

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What do you call a bakery staffed entirely by men?

A pastryarchy.

Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why was the bakers bread so expensive?

He needed the dough.

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!