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Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

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Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

What do you get a man who has everything?

Storage

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What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

Why did I quit my job in Mexico?

It didn't peso well.

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Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

Why did I quit my job in Mexico?

It didn't peso well.

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Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

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What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?

A yeaster bunny!

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They baguette.

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Why did the baker bake more bread?

He kneaded the dough.

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!