Why did the baker bake more bread?

He kneaded the dough.

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Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

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Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

When is a bread not kneaded?

When it's unnecessary.

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Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.

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What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

Why did the baker bake more bread?

He kneaded the dough.

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What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.