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Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded.

When is a bread not kneaded?

When it's unnecessary

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.