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Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

What do you call a red-headed baker?

A Ginger-bread man

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

Why do chefs put so much effort into baking cakes?

Because you only get out what you pudding.

Why did the cookie smoke weed?

Because he wanted to get baked.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded.