Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

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Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

What do you call a baker with red hair?

A ginger bread man

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Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

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What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me

What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

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How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!