Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

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What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

What did the baker name her dog?

Pido.

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What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

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Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.

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What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!

What joke has sebadoh for a punch line?

A joke about what kind of dough does an Italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.