Why was the bakers bread so expensive?

He needed the dough.

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What's your favourite Pixar film?

Up, yours " "No need to be like that I was only asking"

How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.

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What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded.

What did the cook say to the dough?

I "NEED" you!