Why was the bakers bread so expensive?

He needed the dough.

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Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

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What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.