Why was the bakers bread so expensive?

He needed the dough.

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How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

What sort file do you you need to turn a 1.5 inch hole into a 4.5 inch one?

A pedo-file.

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Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.