Why was the bakers bread so expensive?

He needed the dough.

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Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

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What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!