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What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

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What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

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How can you get out of a locked room with a piano in it?

Play the piano until you find the right key.

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

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Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.