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What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

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What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

Polar-oids

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What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Tulips on an Organ.

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D-flat

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What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong?

Give him the biggest bananas.

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother