What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

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What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

What's pink and sits on a piano chair?

Elton's John

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What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!

How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

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Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.