What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

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How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

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What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

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What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.