What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

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What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

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What did The Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

Why are organ donations low?

Because most people have pianos

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Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?

Oops! King Kong ring wrong.