What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

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What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's last movement.

What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other?

A caterpillar

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Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

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What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.