What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

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What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.