What's good for the soul and rarely found in America?

A sense of humor.

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What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum.

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

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What molecule has the best sense of humor?

A helium polymer.

How many people with no humor does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

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Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense

What do you call cows that have a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.