Poop.
Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.
DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.
Deutscher Humor!
They have a sixth sense of humor
Laughing stalk
Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.
Laughing stock.
Because they have running yolks.
One.
A sense of humor.
A very wet sense of humor
Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!
A helium polymer.
Wife: Your sense of humor.
Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.
Dead Pan.
A very dry sense of humor
They have too many ft. *edit for spelling
A hypocrite!
A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money
Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.
Because the cow has the udder
Mooooootorcycles!
Looks over left shoulder* *Looks over right shoulder*
They're starting to get quite dark
A film that needs morbids.
They both enjoy a good cavity search!
A little plaque.
No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.
Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.
Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.
