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How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

Poop.

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What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

What form of humor is nonexistent in black culture?

Dad jokes

What form of humor do Dentists find most offensive?

Plaqueface

What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

What's the shortest book in the world?

Deutscher Humor!

Why does 7 have an odd sense of humor?

Because he abused when he was younger.. it's really quite sad.

How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor

What's a Jackhammer's Best Friend?

Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!

What's the difference between humor and odor?

Humor is a shift of wit...

What are some good conversation starter jokes you can think of?

Just some light jokes with bit of humor. Nothing too dark.

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What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

How many people with no humor does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

What's good for the soul and rarely found in America?

A sense of humor.

What type of sense of humor does rain have?

A very wet sense of humor

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

What do you call cows that have a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

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What molecule has the best sense of humor?

A helium polymer.

What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

What is Captain Hook's favorite kind of humor?

Dead Pan.

What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have?

A very dry sense of humor

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What's the difference between black people amd snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them.

What's something white people can call other white people but black people can't call other black people?

Dad.

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What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

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What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

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What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

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What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.

What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor?

Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children

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What's the best thing about dark humor?

People don't take it lightly.

What does dark humor have in common with food?

Not everyone gets it.

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What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit?

At Olive Garden the servers actually work.

What religious group does reddit belong in?

Cat holics

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What form of humor is nonexistent in black culture?

Dad jokes

What do you call a perfect society formed by an Asian?

A Yutopia