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How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

Poop.

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What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

What form of humor is nonexistent in black culture?

Dad jokes

What form of humor do Dentists find most offensive?

Plaqueface

What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

What's the shortest book in the world?

Deutscher Humor!

Why does 7 have an odd sense of humor?

Because he abused when he was younger.. it's really quite sad.

How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor

What's a Jackhammer's Best Friend?

Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!

What's the difference between humor and odor?

Humor is a shift of wit...

What are some good conversation starter jokes you can think of?

Just some light jokes with bit of humor. Nothing too dark.

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What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

How many people with no humor does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

What's good for the soul and rarely found in America?

A sense of humor.

What type of sense of humor does rain have?

A very wet sense of humor

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

What do you call cows that have a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

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What molecule has the best sense of humor?

A helium polymer.

What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

What is Captain Hook's favorite kind of humor?

Dead Pan.

What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have?

A very dry sense of humor

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What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

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What do Japanese Kids, Chinese Democracy and German Humor have in common?

All are equally oxymoronic.

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What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.

Where can you find a mormon horse?

Salt Lick City.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

What type of bonds deals with the bad guys?

James

Morbid Jokes More Morbid Jokes

What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor?

Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children

What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

Eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

Shift Jokes More Shift Jokes

Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!

What are some of your strengths?

Me: Shifting the blame HR: That's a horrible reply Me: No, your question was! HR: Wow, you're good!

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.