Humor Jokes

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

Poop.

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What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

What's the shortest book in the world?

Deutscher Humor!

How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor

What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins. &nbsp; Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

How many people with no humor does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

What's good for the soul and rarely found in America?

A sense of humor.

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What type of sense of humor does rain have?

A very wet sense of humor

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

What do you call cows that have a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

What molecule has the best sense of humor?

A helium polymer.

What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

What is Captain Hook's favorite kind of humor?

Dead Pan.

What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have?

A very dry sense of humor

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They're starting to get quite dark

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I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!

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Whats the difference between reddit and 9gag?

3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot

How to you read a book?

Just reddit.

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When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

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What do you get from a cowmedian?

Cream of Wit!

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What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!