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What do you call racist jokes that are made about black people?

Dark humor

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How does every racist joke start?

Looks over both shoulders....

What's with all of these racist jokes on reddit?

They're starting to get quite dark

What are your best racist jokes?

I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful

How does every racist joke begin?

With a look over the shoulder.

How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.

How much do Americans like racist jokes?

Enough to make one President.

How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

How do all racist jokes start?

Looks over left shoulder* *Looks over right shoulder*

What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

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What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

Why are eagles so hard to find?

They're always in diskies

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What does a neckbeard say when make him laugh?

You made m'laugh.

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a Senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart?

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

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What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

What does DMX say when he has trouble putting on a hoodie?

WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?

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Who's the best Mom ever?

Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take!

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

Polish Girl Jokes More Polish Girl Jokes

What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night?

A new last name

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What do you call an original idea on Reddit?

A repost.

What happens if you violate Reddit's content policy?

Removed