Looks over both shoulders....
They're starting to get quite dark
With a look over the shoulder.
Looks over left shoulder* *Looks over right shoulder*
He was making a funny face
His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.
He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."
He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.
Because he was skint.
Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.
Dear Reader
To stop getting wet!
Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.
Roflmao
People don't take it lightly.
Not everyone gets it.
One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard
Greece doesn't have default settings!
They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment
They've a chip on both shoulders
