Racist Joke Jokes

How does every racist joke start?

Looks over both shoulders....

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What's with all of these racist jokes on reddit?

They're starting to get quite dark

What are your best racist jokes?

I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful

How does every racist joke begin?

With a look over the shoulder.

How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.

How much do Americans like racist jokes?

Enough to make one President.

How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

How do all racist jokes start?

Looks over left shoulder* *Looks over right shoulder*

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Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?

Norman Rock Wells.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why don't Korean captains wear hats?

Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.

What is the main difference between existentialism and nihilism?

Who knows? Who cares?

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?

Best vicious of the season

Who did the ghost-boy write to during his trip to ghost-summercamp?

There is no afterlife.

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

What is a Polish person's favorite weapon?

A Warsaw...

What sound does a Polish crow make?

Krakow

Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

Million Dollar Jokes More Million Dollar Jokes

Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.