Looks over left shoulder* *Looks over right shoulder*
Compound interest
His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."
Seoul searching
Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.
Not a damn thing! I thought it was time we had some racist jokes towards someone who isn't black for once D
There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.
His left shoulder
