Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

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Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!