Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

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What's your chicken sandwich called?

A McChicken And the rib -A McRib pulls out his batwallet I like your style.

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. Couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

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What's the definition of Parity?

Two parrots exactly the same!

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.