Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

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What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer.

What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

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What is a parrot?

A wordy birdy!

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

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What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

How does every racist joke start?

Looks over both shoulders....