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Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

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How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

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What do you call the place where parrots make films?

Pollywood!

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

An animal that talks your head off.

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What's the worst feeling when getting your prostate examined?

Both of the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!