Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

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When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

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Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

Because polly wanted a cracker

What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon!

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Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach