Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

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Why aren't there any baby Transformers?

Because Auto-Bots pull out!

How do you know if a black lady is pregnant?

If she pulls out her tampon and all the cotton has been picked.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot!

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A walkie-talkie.

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach