What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

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Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Where did you get that thing?

Parrot says, "Africa."

How do you get a parrot to talk properly?

Send him to polytechnic!

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

What did the Monkey say when his bath was too hot?

Ooh-Ooh-Aah- Aah

Dry Jokes More Dry Jokes

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

What do you get when your Grey Poupon dries out?

An upper crust.