Polly unsaturated!
Africa," says the parrot.
Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath
Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.
A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors)
