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What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

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Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

An animal that talks your head off.

Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.

Dry Jokes More Dry Jokes

What do you call a waterfall that's all dried up?

A waterfell.

What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.