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What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

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Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

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Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

Because he was using too much fowl language

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What can we do to stop polluting our waters?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

Dry Jokes More Dry Jokes

How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car?

One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.

What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.