What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

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What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated

Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

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How do you call for a bath?

With a Teletubbie.

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

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Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!