What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

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What flies through the jungle singing opera?

The parrots of Penzance!

Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

What criminal doesn't take baths?

A dirty crook.

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What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel

What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.