What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.:

What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

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What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

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What do you call a waterfall that's all dried up?

A waterfell.

What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.