What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

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Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

Because polly wanted a cracker

How do you get a parrot to talk properly?

Send him to polytechnic!

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway

Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

Dry Jokes More Dry Jokes

What do you call a waterfall that's all dried up?

A waterfell.

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.