What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.:

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What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

Why does carpet never make a sound?

It's the world's quietest pervert.

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What flies through the jungle singing opera?

The parrots of Penzance!

Why don't parrot's like black people?

Because Polly wants a cracker.

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What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*