What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.:

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What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

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What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

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What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot!