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What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.:

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.:

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.:

Where did you get it?

Africa" Says the parrot.

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What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.