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What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.:

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What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

Tppppthh...."spit sound"

Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

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Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

Because he was using too much fowl language

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

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What's invisible and smells like carrots?

Bunny farts

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny