What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.:

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What sound does a subatomic Cow make?

Muuuuuuon

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

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Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

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What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny