Can you smell carrot?
A carrot.:
It's been nice gnawing you.
One that smells like a snow man.
Bunny farts
Im farting carrots, im farting carrots...
A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.
Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...
One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny
Rabbit farts
Call them "carrot top"
Lettuce Turnip The Beet
Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*
TURNIP
Anything you want as he can't hear you!
With carrots
There was a huge turnip at the funeral.
I don't really carrot all for vegetables.
Anything you want to - it can't here you!
She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.
Do you smell carrot?
A Carrot.
Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.
Rohypnol
Bo nose
Kermit the frogs fingers
You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.
Because they named him Stevie Twoder.
I prefer both of them shaken
Because 7 8 9 A.
A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
One. It's a trick question.
What up doe
Because you have to hollow out the head.
Post something humorous in. P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?
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