Can you smell carrot?
A carrot.:
It's been nice gnawing you.
One that smells like a snow man.
Bunny farts
Im farting carrots, im farting carrots...
A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.
Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...
One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny
Rabbit farts
Call them "carrot top"
Lettuce Turnip The Beet
Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*
TURNIP
Anything you want as he can't hear you!
With carrots
There was a huge turnip at the funeral.
I don't really carrot all for vegetables.
Anything you want to - it can't here you!
She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.
Do you smell carrot?
A Carrot.
Air Force
Hey we have a toot in common.
Bum-bum tssh!
Mao
That's where you wash all your vegetables!
Ocra Winfrey
They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.
Because they always blow their trunks off!
Yes! But we cantaloupe.
Banana... What did the cow say to the banana Banana... What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.
Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!
P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.
Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!
Removed
Cattleacs
Couches
