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What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What job do rabbits at hotels have?

Bellhop.

Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot!

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Gnaw Jokes More Gnaw Jokes

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.