What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?

A yeaster bunny!

What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?

A honey bunny.

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman?

Can you smell carrot?

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables.

Gnaw Jokes More Gnaw Jokes

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.