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What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

How do you make a ginger snap?

Call them "carrot top"

What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot?

Gnaw Jokes More Gnaw Jokes

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!