What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a bunny-moon.

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet

Gnaw Jokes More Gnaw Jokes

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!