How can you tell a dog is a cool dog?

It swags its tail.

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Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

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Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

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What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.