Tail Jokes

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

Where do lions go if they lose their tails?

To the re-tail store.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

How can you tell a dog is a cool dog?

It swags its tail.

Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

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What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

A retail store.

Why do dogs wag their tails?

Because no one else will do it for them!

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Why does a dog wag it's tail?

No one else will do it for them

How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

Because she was fish tailing!

Where are most fish found?

Between the head and the tail!

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail?

THE RETAIL STORE!

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

What followed the dinosaur?

Its tail!

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

Why do dogs chase their tails?

They want to make ends meet.

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

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